Few people can recall events in great detail from their childhood, and even fewer can remember anything at all from before they were 3 years old or so. The overwhelmingly popular theory to explain this phenomenon has to do with something along the lines of lack of cognitive and memory development at that age.

I call bullshit.

I propose a far more scientifically rigorous theory: we were all crazed alcoholics in our childhood. Why don’t we remember being alcoholics? Well, obviously because we were too hammered all the time to recall that sad little truth.

Oh children..


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Consultant by day, hibernating grizzly bear by night. Lover of gadgetry, good music, foreign languages, candlelit dinners, and long walks on the beach. View all posts by kevnjkim

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